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Chandler dances on the Old Spice guy.
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how to make the perfect ice cream sundae
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perhapsiamnoise:
Merp
Jouir, nichons…! Hahaha… nichons. Not seins, or paire, or tetons— nichons.
(See also lolos (a language spoken in northern Burma [leave it]), balcon (balcony), pare-choc avant (front windshield), jouets (toys)… Have I ever mentioned French is comedy gold?)
(Also I have never heard jouir in that context. The only French slang terms for ejaculation I’m familiar with are juter and venir. Jouir literally means “enjoy”. Can I enjoy on your tits. Hahahaha.)
If anyone ever asked me if they could jouir on my nichons I would kindly request (if I could manage it through my helpless laughter) that they crisse their camp.
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